i’m glad chris evans is a celebrity and not a regular person because i don’t know what i’d do if i saw him making me a latte at starbucks or cashing my check at the bank or teaching my english class
a porn blog reblogged one of my selfies my only question is why
Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
"anyway, here’s wonderwall"
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
It shouldn’t be called meet and greet it should be called pay and hey
in elementary school i wanted to play an instrument but my mom wouldnt let me bc she said id be “more annoying than i already was”
ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me
he’s like ‘joss, joss what are you saying, joss’
“Oh dear, there goes my gentleman image, it’s all right Joss, I forgive you! Bless you, I’m sure it was just a mistake”
reblogging again new comments
"I really don’t understand these Americans."
maybe people would ask me stuff if i were attractive
I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me